lols.com Joke of the Day

Boy friend
A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever". The guy says, "thanks for the warning!"
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lols.com Riddle of the Day

Everlasting
Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it? ..
Answer
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